never.
shut.
up.
updated 1/25/2026
STATUS: can i get the fag worm
EJ | he/him/his | 23 years oldey
notorious kirby enjoyer
eng/kor/esp + learning others :3
FUB free
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who...?
i’m EJ(ee-jay) and i am from the san francisco bay area and i live in a big wet forest next to the sea and i keep to myself
not much else to say
some things i like and/or will Post about:
★ kirby
★ things that i made
★ various species of animal(top 3: Otocolobus manul, pinnipeds, any cats tbh)
★ being transgender
★ being korean
★ spotify links
★ yaoi & yuri #fudanshisinSTEM #himedanshisinSTEM
★ animanga(mostly golden kamuy rn)
★ eating raw meat
5 fun facts 'bout me
1 - i have the opposite of a green thumb :(
2 - i am a real life lobster🦞
3 - i’ve mastered the art of tangzhong
4 - if i had a nickel for every time i accidentally stabbed myself in the hand i would have 3 nickels
5 - i have at least 1 staple in my head
6 - i was an evil blond twink a few years ago
7- the united states navy wants me so bad it makes them look stupid(can’t even join anyways bc im too heavy & abuse substances & have bad morals according to them. @ USN pls fuck off)
FAQ
(based on real questions peepole have asked me, with real answers!)
Q - what's your personality type?
A - got INTP last time i took the testQ - what's your major?
A - biologyQ - are you a boy or a girl?
A - boy but im fruity bc it’s fun :3Q - are you gay?
A - vaguely aspec(i don,t gaf)Q - what kind of asian are you?
A - due to circumstances beyond my power i am korean💔🇰🇷🇰🇵
Q - who is your target audience?
A - 40 year old defense contractors from astana with breeding kinksQ - do you like kirby?
A - noQ - do you like ogata?
A - yes but only when he is getting beaten into a pulp or kissing other men or both at. the same time
before you interact WALL OF TEXT INCOMING
★ i am always accepting oomf applications…♡ if you think we should be friends follow & talk to me about stuff & i will do the same once i become not extremely shy..★⬆️ i’m serious when i say im shy if we’re not irl friends you will 100% have to interact with me first if you want anything from me sry. i might have social anxiety disorder or smth lowkey★ ik i can't really control anyone's online presence and ppl lie about their age all the time but i would prefer minors DNF bc every now and then there will be porn on my account(s). i do not fb anyone who i suspect is under 18★ no specific DNI criteria i love being interacted with. if i have you blocked & you’re curious why here are some common factors:
1. you are a chud(racist homophobic etc.)
2. you blocked first
3. i think you’re annoying or weird(in a bad way) to some degree
4. you post things that i don’t want to see
5. you are a hazbin hotel fan★ also play kirby super star ultra *bats eyelashes*
accoounst
⋆THANKS FOR READING!⋆
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